Mixed by Badluck Pond
From the tepid miasma that is bad luck, the following emissions go forth into an ever expanding, primarily beige, & doughnut shaped universe. I charge you to assemble large groups & clap your hands rhythmically.
I was traveling through downtown and this woman was walking her very large African Tortoise. His name is Mr. Goodbar and he got bored hanging around the backyard with his companion Twix, so he hit the sidewalk and headed into town. If I have learned anything from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, turtle’s have a penchant for pizza. No doubt Mr. Goodbar was hearing the sweet siren song of pepperoni from Tony’s down the street.
  1. I was traveling through downtown and this woman was walking her very large African Tortoise. His name is Mr. Goodbar and he got bored hanging around the backyard with his companion Twix, so he hit the sidewalk and headed into town. If I have learned anything from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, turtle’s have a penchant for pizza. No doubt Mr. Goodbar was hearing the sweet siren song of pepperoni from Tony’s down the street.

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